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The Global Existential Threat Level has gone back down to GUARDED.
My personal existential threat level has gone down as well.
This week's inspiration are my favorite jokes. I hope they inspire you. too.
Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?
So, Mr. Hydrogen Atom rushes into the Periodic Chart Police Station in a great tizzy, crying, "Help, help, someone has stolen my electron!"
"Calm down, Mr. Hydrogen Atom," says the nearest Periodic Chart Police Officer, "are you sure someone's stolen your electron?"
Says Mr. Hydrogen Atom, "Oh, yes! I'm positive."
What's your favorite joke?