Monday, June 05, 2006

NEWS 2 USE MONDAY!

The Other Big Bangs

Scientists who have long speculated that an asteroid impact caused the mass extinction of dinosaurs now think that a previous impact paved the way for the evolutionary rise of dinosaurs. Evidence of an impact crater below Antartica suggests that the majority of land and ocean life died off prior to the dinosaur's prototype, archosaurs, leading the rise to dino dominance.

Read the original news article.

So what's going to walk the Earth after the next big crash?


Who Are You, Really?

Geneticists now think that "humans" may in fact be a symbiotic amalgam of human cells and bateria. Some estimates suggest that up to 90% of what we consider "us" is actually "them."

Scientists arrived at the conclusion after discovering that the DNA composition of healthy human feces is actually 95% bateriological.

Read it and weep.

Okay, after your juvenile snicker over poop having DNA, consider the implications. All those wars because of race, religion, ethnicity, national origin, then we find out that we are just self-aware prime real estate for germs. Consider that the next time you feel self- important.


The Elders Strike Back

The Japanese Ministry of Trade and Industry is drafting rules for the creation of robots, echoing Isaac Asimov's Laws of Robotics. Prominent among the minister's concerns: an emergency shut-off button.

Japan believes that its anticipated worker shortage in elder care may be solved through the application of robots.

Read more about it.

Imagine the potential social shift that senior citizens paired with robots might create, especially here in America. Suddenly, one of the most undervalued, most neglected, most manipulated segments of society will be paired up with robots. I'm thinking that just a few pissed off nursing home residents with the requisite education could REALLY fix the Medicare Part D problem.

Aging boomers + unstoppable robots = freaky future.

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