MARKET NEWS, A DAY LATE, A DOLLAR SHORT, BUT WITH A BONUS

Yes, it's Saturday, not Friday. But I spent Friday visiting with my dear old mum, sipping iced tea and eating fresh strawberries. You should have had such a nice day as we did!

As always, the full market listings can be found at Speculative Romance Online, The Website.

Walking Bones wants the odd, the strange and the bizarre in the short form.

Circlet Press calls for submissions for Fantastic Erotica.

DLSIJ Press wants work of any genre, fiction and non-fiction, by women authors. They have an upcoming anthology themed to alternate realities.

And as a special bonus to you blog readers, the most interesting market I've seen in a while...

Bust Down the Door & Eat All the Chickens
We are seeking stories of an absurdist or surrealist nature that are within the range of 2000 to 5000 words. They should not fit comfortably within any genre. We prefer humorous stories where impossible things happen. It must be able to grab our attention from the very first line. And make every word count.

An excuse to tell my favorite surrealist joke!

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Banana.

Have a great weekend!